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 What would Ciaphas Cain do if he were here right now?
He'd make a plan and follow through cause thats what Ciaphas Cain
would do

When Cain was in the black crusade
Fighting abbadon
He fucked a pair of sister Demonettes
While keeping his cap on

And While Ciaphas Cain was in Alps
Fight an Ork Warrgh
He used Jurgen's melta gun
And Saved the Day again

When Ciaphas Cain built the Imperial Palace
He beat up Jaghatai Khan

So what would Ciaphas Cain do if he was here today? I'm sure he'd kick
an arse or two. That's what Ciaphas Cain would do.

When Ciaphas Cain traveled through time to the year of the beginning, he
fought the evil C'tan king and saved us all agian.
When Ciaphas Cain built the Web way, he beat up the Demon Khorn!
Cause Ciaphas doesn't take shit from an-y-bo-dy!

No! Cain! That Farseer Macha has Aids! Don't fuck her!