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What would Ciaphas Cain do if he were here right now?
He'd make a plan and follow through cause thats what Ciaphas Cain
would do

When Cain was in the black crusade
Fighting abbadon
He fucked a pair of sister Demonettes
While keeping his cap on

And While Ciaphas Cain was in Alps
Fight an Ork Warrgh
He used Jurgen's melta gun
And Saved the Day again

When Ciaphas Cain built the Imperial Palace
He beat up Jaghatai Khan

So what would Ciaphas Cain do if he was here today? I'm sure he'd kick
an arse or two. That's what Ciaphas Cain would do.

When Ciaphas Cain traveled through time to the year of the beginning, he
fought the evil C'tan king and saved us all agian.
When Ciaphas Cain built the Web way, he beat up the Demon Khorn!
Cause Ciaphas doesn't take shit from an-y-bo-dy!

No! Cain! That Farseer Macha has Aids! Don't fuck her!

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Posted on 04/14/2008 4:46 PM

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Comments (4)

	claymore: 04/14/2008 6:18 PM you posted this after i gace it to you didnt you?
	liat: 04/15/2008 12:53 PM "gace it to me?" Shearly a debt is held
	Anonymous: 04/16/2008 11:26 PM "shearly" Oh dear.
	James Fellenstein: 08/12/2008 12:39 PM This poem seems to neglect the innate character flaws in Cai that made him so endearing. He only "kicked arse" because he accidentally put himself in bad situations. He would have sacrificed whole legions to save his skin. Don't get me wrong, I find Cain one of the most fascinating characters in literature, but he's no true hero.