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THE RUSSIANS


Lenin waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were kulaks in the Kremlin. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Stalin were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
Lenin was a Soviet for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the communists and he said to dad "I want to be a communist daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY BURGEOISE"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the capital of the USSR he knew there were kulaks.
"This is Marx" the radio crackered. "You must fight the kulaks!"
So Lenin gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall.
"HE GOING TO LIBERATE THE PROLETARIAT" said the kulaks
"I will shoot at him" said the American and he fired the rocket missiles. Lenin plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the kulaks" he shouted
The radio said "No, Lenin. You are the kulaks"
And then Lenin was a rich peasant.


Posted on 09/23/2007 7:35 PM Visits: 61
claymore: 09/23/2007 8:03 PM
hehe. the matrix was the best.
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